Cool, Let's Get Milky: A First-hand Look at the 2025 Moscow-Dairy Extravaganza in Tomsk, Russia
Cows for a farm in Bolshoy Dorokhov to be bought at a price of 500 million rubles.
Get ready, folks! The diary-cattle juggernaut is barrelin' its way to the chilly Tomsk region, all set to Michael Jackson-style its way into our hearts (and stomachs) in August 2025. Yep, you heard it right - we're talkin' 'bout the grand opening of the Bol'shoe-Dorokhovo Dairy-Paradise in Aсиновское Rayon! Just Hold up, partner, cuz' we got a whole mess o' deets awaitin' ya.
First things first, let's lay down the timeline:
Timeline Breakdown
- Prep-Phase (Jan - Mar 2025):
- Land Acquisition: Snag that prime real estate for our new milk mecca.
- Permits: Get the ol' green light from the local authorities.
- Feasibility Study: Do our homework and make sure this baby's gonna be a cash cow.
- Design & Plan Phase (April - June 2025):
- Blueprints: Map out all the fancy digs for our dairy dominion.
- Materials & Equipment: Get everythin' on lockdown for construction.
- Construction-Mania (June - Aug 2025):
- Kick-off: Break ground, put up our shovels, and taken' this venture to the next level.
- Buildin' Stuff: Erect buildings, roads, and necessary utilities.
- Equipment Installation: Bring in the milk-makin' machine and other essential gear.
- Pre-Launch Prep Phase (July - Early Aug 2025):
- Training: Teach our crew the ins and outs of dairy operations and milk magic.
- Supply Chain Setup: Secure the feed, supplies, and other goodies we'll need.
- Marketing: Promote the heck outta this event so everyone can join the dairy-party!
- Launch Time (Aug 2025):
- Grand Opening: Woo-hoo! Slap on the party hats, and let's celebrate the debut of our dairy-dreamland!
- Take-off!: Fire up the milk machines! Start churnin' out those delicious gallons.
Oh, and speaking of those gallons, our moo-crew is gonna need 2,000 cows - yep, you read that right, TWO THOUSAND COWS! That'll set us back around half a billion rubles, but hey, what's a few bling-blangs when you're droppin' mad milk, amirite?
And keep an eye out for the Tomsk region scoopin' up 2,173 Holstein cattle in '25 too. That means more moo, y'all!
Now, if you're wonderin' where the heck this Bol'shoe-Dorokhovo countryside is - don't worry, Rabbit, Rabbit- we got you covered. It's settle down in the cozy Aсиновское Rayon.
So, buckle up, buttercups! We're gon' ride this dairy-coaster straight into the future of flavor!
The grand dairy-paradise is expected to establish significant partnerships with finance institutions to secure the half a billion rubles required for the acquisition of 2,000 cows. The Bol'shoe-Dorokhovo Dairy-Paradise, upon its launch, will undoubtedly revolutionize the dairy industry in Russia.